Whatever You call a Bat-Flash-Spidey-Ironman mashup.

"With great powers comes great responsibilities."

This is in response to WOW topic of the week. I don't think it will  be something that would make sense. Why? There is a thin line between being a superhero fanatic and being a worshiper. And I can  proudly  say that I have crossed over the dark side. I am that deep into it that the line is now a point to me(Sorry Joey).

So, I was browsing the internet the other day and I get fixated to something. I am MANBAT. Wait. That didn't sound right no? Exactly.

  This is something that can ruin your entire Batman memories. But well this post is not something about that.Or is it? No. Moving on.

If given a chance to be a superhero, what powers would I want? This has to be the most hardest question I have come across in my life. Wait. Most hardest has to be Pizza or a gf. Sheesh, I can't even decide on what question was the most hardest, let alone be me deciding on what powers I want to have.

But no. I have decided. I want people to call me whatever they will call a Bat-Flash-Spidey-Ironman mashup.

Why Batman you ask? He's not even a superhero nor does he have any superpowers. Batman because he is a role model. Batman because he is a silent guardian , a watchful protector. (Screw it. I was going to copy anyways). Batman because he is rich. Batman because he go by his rules. Batman because he have best antagonists the comic world has ever seen. Batman because of all the cool gadgets. Oh ma! That Batmobile.
And a certain 'CHAAR AANI' wants to be him, who called me sexist for saying Batman is a guy.-_-
So why not Batman! Also if this is not the most coolest thing, I don't know what is.

Spiderman?Let's face it. Everyone tried to hold a spider, hoping that it will bite. For the suits. No questions asked. And Mary Jane. And Gwen Stacy(Let's not go there. I might cry). So what do I love about the Spiderman other than the costumes. He's witty. He's smart. He was a nerd. He got bullied. He is an introvert. Someone who won't open up enough. See. I can already feel I am describing myself. (WHERE IS THAT SPIDER? BITE ME NOW. COME ON, MATE).

Ironman. Jarvis. Has to be jarvis. Who wouldn't like the coolest assistant of the century to be alongside you when you are fighting crime. Why I regard Ironman as one of the finest? This.

" Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

  Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. "

Yes. He is arrogant, a bit self centered. But that's what make Ironman Ironman.

Wanted to save the best for last. FLASH. 

I don't mind you guys regard him as a superhero. I don't care if you think he is useless. If ever I wanted to be a superhero I would be flash. NO second thoughts. Why Flash? I can beat Superman in a race(Beat that haters). Flash has nothing fancy to boast about other than the speed. But I'll take that and I get to be BFF with Batman(JL reference that(Also, a joke)). Also, I will be having the power to reverse back time(For someone who makes a lot of mistake, quite handy). And someone calls me by that name(Where is the winking emoticon when you need it the most). Also, If anyone is reading this I would appreciate if you gift me a Flash tshirt. Thank you.

 I know I didn't do the title justice or the post as a matter of fact. But these superhero thingy is something I hardly regard, it would be very tough to focus on one. And "Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever." Who knows, I just might be your neighborhood hero. :P